Pawn Stars, Pellet Pistols, and Bond. James Bond.

RickI was channel surfing the other night and I briefly clicked through a rerun of Pawn Stars. You know, that’s the reality TV number about these dudes who run a pawn shop in Las Vegas.  I like that show but I blitzed right past it to subsequent channels when something clicked.

Wait a second, I thought as my thumb continued clicking channels on autopilot.   That can’t be!

So I reversed my path through the zillions of channels we pay for with Direct TV (but never watch).   I went back to Rick and the boys in Las Vegas.    They were still on the bit that had caught my attention.   Son of a gun. Almost literally…son of a gun!  I saw what it was that triggered (ah, there it is, the persistent pun) a neuron and made me click back to the Pawn Stars show.   Look at that!

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What I saw on TV was a Walther LuftPistole Model LP53.   Whoa!  I actually own one of those!    A real Walther air pistol (that’s what “luftpistole” means in German).  And there it was…my gun, on TV!

What further riveted my attention was something I had sort of noticed but never really recognized before. It became clear when the guys on the Pawn Stars show were giving their background spiel on the Walther.   I suddenly realized what had captured my attention yet again.  It was another thing that clicked!  I’d been seeing it for decades and I had never connected the dots, even though I had owned a fine LP53 specimen for the last 50 years.

James-Bond-Walther-LP-53-2-650At this point, you should mentally key in the James Bond theme song.   You know….da da, da dahhh, da da daaaaa.   Bond.   James Bond.

In all those early posters advertising Dr. No, From Russia with Love, and the early Sean Connery James Bond classics (and they were indeed classics; those early Bond movies were magnificent), the advertising had shown Sean holding an LP53. Even though I owned one and shot it extensively, and even though I am a big time James Bond fan (you know, the secret missions and all), it had just never clicked together for me.   In all those early advertisements, big bad James Bond, Agent 007, with a license to kill, was posing with an air pistol.   Take a hard look at that photo on the left.   That’s a Walther LP53 he’s holding.  Da da, da daaah, indeed.

So here’s the story.   When the Bond franchise was just getting started, the movie folks scheduled a photo shoot in which Bond was supposed to pose with his iconic Walther PPk, the signature secret agent .32 ACP automatic Ian Fleming wrote about.   The only problem was that whoever organized the photo shoot had all the props except, you guessed it, the Walther PPk.  Whoa.   The whole studio, the tux, the photographer, and James Bond himself all dressed up with nowhere to go.   They forgot the gun.   What to do?

As it turns out, the photographer (a lensmaster named David Hurn) was a pellet gun target shooting enthusiast (me, too, but I’ll get to that in a bit).   His target pistol of choice was, you guessed it again, the Walther LP53.   The LP53 is a physically large pistol, and it’s a high class, high-ticket item.    Real steel, deep blueing, and all the good stuff that makes old guys like me get all dewey-eyed.    Hurn ran out to his car and came back with the LP53, and the rest, as they say, is history.   Much of the public is completely unaware that their hero, silver screen idol James Bond, posed with a pellet gun.   Hell, I didn’t realize it until Rick told the story on Pawn Stars, and I’ve owned an LP53 for most of my life.

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That actual pellet pistol, Bond’s stand-in Walther LP53, sold for a staggering $430,000 at auction a few years ago.   That’s the story that Rick told while I was watching Pawn Stars.   Whoa, hold the presses!    $430,000, and I own one of those things!

Well, not so fast.   Rick offered the guy $200.   $200.   Wow, I thought I would be able to retire on that one pellet gun, but not so.    Maybe if James Bond had owned the one that was sitting in my closet, but mine had a less famous background.   I checked around on the Internet, and $200 seems to be about the going price (as this screen capture from a recent auction shows)…

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So, back to my LP53.  It’s in immaculate condition.   To a collector it would be cool.   My Walther has everything except the owner’s manual.   That includes the interchangeable sight blades, the wooden cocking plug (the big round wooden thing that fits over the end of the barrel to assist in cocking the gun), the original box, and mine even has the original factory test target.    This is mine…

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I guess the $200 going rate is a good thing, because I have no plans to retire any time soon and in any event, I’m hanging on to my LP53.   It was given to my Dad by one of his shooting buddies (a fellow named Leo Keller, who, like my Dad, was a serious trapshooter).   Dad handed it on to me when I was a kid, and I had a lot of fun with it.

One time I walked over to my cousin Bobby’s house holding that gun in my hand the entire way (Bobby lived a mile away from where I did, back in New Jersey).  Imagine that…a young teenager like me walking down the road for a mile holding a pistol in his hand.    If a kid in New Jersey tried that today, they’d call out half a dozen SWAT teams and maybe even the National Guard.  Back then, it was a normal thing to do, and nobody got their shorts in a knot over it.

OJAnyway, when I got to Bobby’s house we sat on his back porch shooting the Walther, and then we got the bright idea it might make sense to have something to shoot at.   Bobby looked through the trash and found an empty orange juice can.   You might remember those cans…they were little (maybe an inch in diameter and 3 inches tall).    The idea was you took the frozen concentrate out and mixed it with water, and voilà, you had orange juice.

Bobby set the can out about 30 feet away and I took a shot at it.   Bingo!   The can went down.

“Wow, that’s pretty good,” Bobby said.  Bobby was about 7 years younger than me (he still is, actually).   He was easily impressed back then (today, not so much).

“You ain’t seen nothing yet,” I said.  “I’m going to shoot it again and make it stand up.”

Bobby looked at me in amazement.  I was his big cousin.  He thought what he saw in me was supreme confidence that I could make that shot.   You know, that I did this sort of thing all the time.   The truth is I had no idea if I could make that shot, but it was such an outrageous thing to claim I had nothing to lose.   But….if I made the shot, we’d be talking about it for years.

I took careful aim at the base of the can and gently squeezed the Walther’s trigger.   The Walther spit out compressed air and the little .177 pellet connected, catching the orange juice can right at its base.   The can spun around, flipped up, whirled around a few more times, and came to rest.  Standing.   I couldn’t believe it.   It was a one-in-a-million shot, and I made it!  Pure dumb luck on my part.   But I acted as if it was the most natural thing in the world for me to do.   That was sometime in the early 1960s.   I was back in New Jersey last month and Sue and I had dinner with Bobby and his wife, Sheree.   And yes, we talked about that shot.

In researching the background of this unique handgun, I tried to learn what it originally cost. I checked some vintage gun books I own.  In my copy of the 1974 Gun Digest, I actually found it.   The retail price in 1974 was $59.   I had to go through several old books to find it, and as I did so, I was amazed at the artwork on some of them.    The 1956 Shooter’s Bible, in particular, stood out.  I thought I would scan the cover and include it as a nice touch in finishing this post…

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